Move over, tuxedo t-shirts. There’s a new sheriff in town, or rather, a new captain. The Port Noonan Yacht Club tee will undoubtedly make you the classiest person in the room and is a great excuse to buy a captain’s hat, if you don’t already own one (I do, by the way).
Buy it for $25 from The General’s Surplus. Update: Aw, crap. The shirt is sold out! Sorry, sailors.